Once again, NASA's science, technology, and learning have been upstaged by those crafty North Koreans. Even as an American probe found the necessary-for-life element carbon on Mars, the Communist half of the old Hermit Kingdom went one better.
As National Journalism Center's Kelsey Osterman reports for Red Alert Politics, they apparently found decisive proof of unicorns.
The North Korean state news outlet, Korean Central News Agency,
reported on Thursday that archaeologists have “recently reconfirmed a
lair of the unicorn rode by King Tongmyong, founder of the Koguryo
According to the article, the magical creature’s den is marked with a
rock sign carved with the words “unicorn lair.” The carving supposedly
dates back to Koryo Kingdom, 918-1392 C.E.
Osterman also reported:
And now that North Koreans have verified the existence of unicorns, the discovery of Candy Mountain is surely just around the corner. North Korea! It’s a land of sweets, and joy, and joyness.
It is not known if the North Koreans have actually captured any live unicorns at this time.