Every year, the staff here at Young America’s Foundation
receives thousands of reports of students suffering from “Naked Dorm Room Wall
Syndrome,” or NDRWS.
Finally, after years of effort, we are happy to announce
that a cure has been found.
Please use these three easy steps to prevent any further
suffering Naked Dorm Room Syndrome may have caused you already:
Step One: Find the afflicted area.
Step Two: Apply Young America’s Foundation newly stocked “I
Love Capitalism Poster” to said afflicted area.
Step Three: Aggravate your liberal roommates, and amuse your
In order to receive your Naked Dorm Room Syndrome Bailout
Kit, please contact Young America’s Foundation at 1-800-USA-1776.
Oh, and one more thing: the poster itself is totally 100% free. Just cover the shipping and
handling fee, and we’ll do the rest.
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