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  • Don’t Become a Victim of Naked Dorm Room Wall Syndrome

    7/27/2010 4:29:03 PM Posted by Evan Gassman

    Every year, the staff here at Young America’s Foundation  receives thousands of reports of students suffering from “Naked Dorm Room Wall Syndrome,” or NDRWS. 

    Finally, after years of effort, we are happy to announce that a cure has been found.

     

    Please use these three easy steps to prevent any further suffering Naked Dorm Room Syndrome may have caused you already:

     

    Step One: Find the afflicted area. 

     

    Evan Poster 1

     

    Step Two: Apply Young America’s Foundation newly stocked “I Love Capitalism Poster” to said afflicted area.

     

    Evan Poster 2

     

    Step Three: Aggravate your liberal roommates, and amuse your conservative ones.

     

    Evan Poster 3

     

    In order to receive your Naked Dorm Room Syndrome Bailout Kit, please contact Young America’s Foundation at 1-800-USA-1776.

     

    Oh, and one more thing: the poster itself is totally 100% free. Just cover the shipping and handling fee, and we’ll do the rest.

    For more information on this poster and others, visit our Conservative Marketplace .

     

    • Readers' Comments

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