Young America's Foundation

Join Our Email List

  • New Guard Inner
  • Don’t Become a Victim of Naked Dorm Room Wall Syndrome

    7/27/2010 4:29:03 PM Posted by Evan Gassman

    Every year, the staff here at Young America’s Foundation  receives thousands of reports of students suffering from “Naked Dorm Room Wall Syndrome,” or NDRWS. 

    Finally, after years of effort, we are happy to announce that a cure has been found.

     

    Please use these three easy steps to prevent any further suffering Naked Dorm Room Syndrome may have caused you already:

     

    Step One: Find the afflicted area. 

     

    Evan Poster 1

     

    Step Two: Apply Young America’s Foundation newly stocked “I Love Capitalism Poster” to said afflicted area.

     

    Evan Poster 2

     

    Step Three: Aggravate your liberal roommates, and amuse your conservative ones.

     

    Evan Poster 3

     

    In order to receive your Naked Dorm Room Syndrome Bailout Kit, please contact Young America’s Foundation at 1-800-USA-1776.

     

    Oh, and one more thing: the poster itself is totally 100% free. Just cover the shipping and handling fee, and we’ll do the rest.

    For more information on this poster and others, visit our Conservative Marketplace .

     

    • Readers' Comments

    • what has two thumbs and loves capitalism???? That Guy.
      Posted by caroline on 07/29/2010
    • 6wb34s Thanks a lot for the blog.Really looking forward to read more. Great.
      Posted by 509806 on 09/13/2013
    • WWyEmt Very neat blog article.Thanks Again. Keep writing.
      Posted by 5456 on 03/22/2014
    • spEVhF I am so grateful for your article post.Much thanks again. Really Great.
      Posted by 25982 on 04/01/2014
    • bKALAe I really like and appreciate your blog article.Thanks Again. Want more.
      Posted by 13874 on 04/19/2014
    • gD11Ux Enjoyed every bit of your blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Much obliged.
      Posted by 80778 on 05/12/2014
    • zrmCLE A round of applause for your article.Really thank you! Keep writing.
      Posted by 93111 on 06/04/2014
    • stcCM2 Very good post.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on...
      Posted by 8478 on 06/18/2014
    • cqFF8k Really informative blog.Thanks Again. Fantastic.
      Posted by 271742 on 07/03/2014
    • WC2q2s Thanks-a-mundo for the blog article.Really thank you! Fantastic.
      Posted by 20483 on 07/16/2014
    • enYkW4 Wow, great blog article.Much thanks again. Awesome.
      Posted by 63296 on 07/18/2014
    • Really informative blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Really Great.
      Posted by 98640 on 07/24/2014
    • Very good article post.Much thanks again. Will read on...
      Posted by 17218 on 07/24/2014
    • wow, awesome blog.Much thanks again. Will read on...
      Posted by 6378 on 07/24/2014
    • Major thanks for the blog article. Really Cool.
      Posted by 86024 on 07/24/2014
    • I cannot thank you enough for the article post.Much thanks again. Much obliged.
      Posted by 6919 on 07/24/2014
    • This is one awesome article post.Really thank you! Really Cool.
      Posted by 7537 on 07/24/2014
    • Thanks for the article post.Really thank you!
      Posted by 829709 on 07/24/2014
    • I really like and appreciate your post.Really looking forward to read more. Will read on...
      Posted by 896234 on 07/24/2014
    • Im thankful for the blog.Thanks Again. Much obliged.
      Posted by 270073 on 07/24/2014
    • I am so grateful for your article post.Much thanks again. Much obliged.
      Posted by 4314 on 07/24/2014
    • Thanks for the blog article.Really thank you!
      Posted by 614941 on 07/24/2014
    • Very informative post.Much thanks again. Much obliged.
      Posted by 44388 on 07/24/2014
    • Hey, thanks for the blog.Really looking forward to read more. Keep writing.
      Posted by 8976 on 07/24/2014
    • I am so grateful for your blog post. Fantastic.
      Posted by 609058 on 07/24/2014
    • I loved your blog post. Will read on...
      Posted by 2860 on 07/24/2014
    • Looking forward to reading more. Great blog post. Great.
      Posted by 615808 on 07/24/2014
    Leave a comment
    Name
    Email
    Comment
Copyright 2013 Young America's Foundation | 110 Elden Street, Herndon, VA 20170 | Ph. 1.800.USA.1776 | Fax 703.318.9122
www.yaf.org | www.reaganranch.org | www.nationaljournalismcenter.org